Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an...
I wanted to pick up a few more tennis balls before meeting my friend for game. The club house had a bin of slightly used balls...
Man looks at his friend and says “if you and a friend go camping you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up...
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The...
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says,...
A kangaroo at the zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the...
A guy is eating breakfast with his wife…. When he hears a knock at the door, he gets up and opens the door and sees two...
A Londoner meets a stereotypical American redneck The redneck tells him: “Why don’t y’all like guns? They’re completely safe! See, I have mine in my safe...
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home one day when there’s a knock at the door, Mandela opens the door and there’s a Japanese man standing there,...
I saw a man sitting alone in the park one day… and I noticed how in his hand he held a one hundred dollar bill. Interesting,...