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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
So an older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler...
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. ‘What was...
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,...
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I...
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill, So he asked his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to...
A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The...
A blonde walks into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back...
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building a quiet, nice looking gentleman who...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their make love activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
An old lady goes to her bank and presents a cheque for Rs 1000/- to the cashier, a young girl. Cashier: lady, you should withdraw such...
A couple invites their family over for Thanksgiving to spend the holiday together. The family gathers, but the couple’s children are late and the mother-in-law complains...
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this problem you see, only you’ve got to promise not to laugh”. The doctor replies,...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
There was this blonde city girl who was out driving and found herself in a rural area. She noted a farm animal standing next to a...
