A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver. He begins to speak: “If my mom was a cow and my...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work. “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in...
A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said: “I’m so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he...
A husband and wife are in bed when there is a knock at the door. The husband rolls over and looks at his clock it’s 3:30...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said...
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn’t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her...
Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterward. Wife: I can’t sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle...
A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A...
A man walked into the bar and saw an old friend of his, drinking by himself. Approaching his friend, he commented, “You look awful. What’s wrong?”...
A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie emerges. The genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The guy...