A polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn’t very good. They got along very well. One day he rushes into a lawyer’s...
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her...
An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner, composed of those bar-room heroes, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman....
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove...
A cowboy is riding his horse in a small town and decides to stop at a bar to wash the dust of the road off of...
A man was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears...
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a...
The junior executive had been complaining to his wife of aches and pains. Neither one could account for his trouble. Arriving home from work one night,...