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A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and […]
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop right away they go over to the bird […]
He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. […]
One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped […]
Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had […]
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and […]
A man lives in a high rise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the […]
A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief […]
Three men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Ken-obi, Darth Maul and […]
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note […]
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides […]
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a […]
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the […]
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get […]
Paddy’s friend is hit by a car so he phones for an ambulance. Paddy: ‘Get […]