On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. Finally, the doctor...
A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re...
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told...
There once was an elderly man who sold flowers in a small town and did quite well for himself. Across the street some monks opened a...
An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin, ordered three pints of Guinness and sat at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off to her house. Exhausted from the...
Three nuns who had recently died were on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there...
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they...
Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them started complaining about his family problems. After listening for a...