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A man was in hurry to catch a train in time. So he asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...
The first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children...
As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with...
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me...
A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father was telling the boy how dangerous...
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness. A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish...
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking...
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is make love after death. Their biggest fear...
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
An old man and a 20 year old are paired together at a golf tournament. They’re playing a long par 5 that dog legs around some...
A farmer decides its time to tell his son how he breeds the animals. He explains about the cows and the bull, the mares and the...
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks...
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman...
A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and...
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and they both had a lot...
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually...
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and...
