It was their first quarrel. Johnny was coming off worst until he brought his bride’s family into the argument. “Your father is an old drunkard,” he...
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope,...
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the...
Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together. The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one. At around...
Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse...
Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist’s office. Martin says to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry I have three...
At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go on, it was time to stand...
A little boy said to a little girl: I’m your BF! The little girl asked: What is BF? The boy laughed and answered: That means Best...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to feed her baby. The baby...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a Long face? HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work....
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!”...
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the...
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I...
A old man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....
An old french man moves to America and begins looking for a job. He walks into a bakery to meet with the owner. The owner is...
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite....
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the...
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk...
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it,...