A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears....
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No....
A girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is make love?” The father was surprised that she...
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their...
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After...
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
A frail old man is put in to a care home by his family. They visit him a few days later and as they are talking...
Little Johnny is back at school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher calls up Little Johnny’s dad to report that Johnny has been...