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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout....
A man walks out onto a busy New York City street and happens to catch a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and...
A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the...
A man and his wife went to a doctor. The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor...
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll...
A burglar is stalking stealthily around the living room of the house he’s just broken into. He jumps with fright when he suddenly hears a voice...
A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, “Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a...
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parent’s room....
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade...
An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night. He looked down in the valley and saw a...
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off. As he sat on the riverbank, Little Johnny came walking by. Spying a frog, Little Johnny grabbed...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The dog replies, “Hey, I’m tired...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A newly married Italian couple is spending their honeymoon in the bride’s mother’s country cottage. It’s the 1930s the bride’s father died long ago, and they...
