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A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her...
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot...
A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived!...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her...
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
A man working in an IT company became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad. Then his wife advised,...
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over...
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
A farmer had a problem with foxes stealing his chickens, so he decided to get a guard dog. He went to the pet shop and asked...
Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, Christmas. One day,...
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over,...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
A man and his dog walk into a pub. The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The man replied, “But my dog can...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
Wife: Where are you? Husband: At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Yes. Wife: Turn on the mixer. Husband: turns mixer on Rrrreeereeeereeee… Wife: Ok...
An old biker walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool...
