He says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc says, “Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re into or what your motives are, but...
George raises his beer mug in the air and says, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life having lovemaking with my wife!” The bar is...
A depressed man walks into a bar. He approaches the bartender and says, “I’ll have six double brandy.” The bartender replies, “You must’ve had a really...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her skinny legs...
John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove...
Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately. Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid...
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks...
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to London. I...
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the...
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think...
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”...
He looks around, and takes a seat neat to a very attractive women. He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for...
A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry was sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late. Because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to...
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know....
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
Two medical students were walking along the street. When they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly....
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...