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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat...
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “David, what noise...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies...
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I...
Wife sent a message to her husband: Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and says hi to you. Husband: Who is...
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man released that...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door...
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten kids put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and...
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they...
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig...
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if...
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yell to her, “Hey lady, can you...
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first...
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an...
An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and...
An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...
