A small boy Little Johnny was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parent’s room, and he decided to investigate. As...
“Susie asks, “Mommy, why do you always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the skillet?” “Oh, that’s just the way my...
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous,...
A woman goes her young daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She...
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there...
A city kid went to his grandpa farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking...
An elderly married couple is having problems in the bedroom. So the wife goes to an toy store and asks the worker behind the counter what...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped...
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her purity...
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, “My husband just won’t go to church...
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested and she asks,...
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
The salesman approaches the farmer and says, “Good day to you sir! I’d like to tell you about our top-of-the-line tractor. You will not find a...
The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...