Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife...
Three women are talking about their make love lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next...
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to...
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys lovemaking more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy make love more than...
A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip: An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says. “I’ve just...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
An elderly man goes into a mental institution and talks to the doctor in charge. He asks the doctor how a patient is actually admitted to...
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...