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The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna become a billionaire , going...
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything...
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes...
A early morning husband woke up his wife and asked her: “Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?” She: “Ohh. So you mean to...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and...
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, The pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.? It happened again...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A husband and wife got into a spat. So the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to...
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. “Tell the court why you...
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to...
A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he...
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and...
Little James is at a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
The husband called the wife on the phone and said, “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was...
It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and...
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would...
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do...
