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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful you guessed it...
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says....
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked...
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start...
There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says,...
An older couple wakes up in the morning and the husband looks over at his wife and says, “Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…”...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her,...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a...
A woman went to doctor’s office for her annual examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran...
A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be...
“Jill,” a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, “do you mind telling me whose class you’re cutting this time?” “Like,” the young teen replied, “uh,...
A man and his wife were in a fancy restaurant. While ordering, they noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket, and after...
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....
Two elderly, excited women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of lust,...
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign...
