The very snobbish woman was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler” the rich woman said? “A set of...
A Dad and a Son were watching TV downstairs. The Dads feet started getting cold. So he sends his Son upstairs to get his slippers. When...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
Johns tennis elbow was hurting one morning so he decided to go see the doctor. When he gets to the office he is asked to take...
A state government employee sits in his office, and out of boredom decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents...
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods...
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....