A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die....
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot...
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. For their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave...
A old couple are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old woman looks at him...
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you...
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a...
An Elderly Cowboy Slim Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. He said, “When I...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...
A grandmother was surprised when she woke up to a cup of coffee from her 8-year-old grandson Johnny. She gulped down the most bitter coffee she...
An elderly Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not...
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
A man walks out onto a busy New York City street and happens to catch a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and...
A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and cab be easily manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes...
A policeman goes home after a long and exhausting day at work. He enters the dark bedroom and strips off his uniform, leaving it on the...