Two man decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any....
A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet. A man in a...
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of...
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said...
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
So an older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler...
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. ‘What was...
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,...
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I...