It was Sally first time going for jury duty and she was a little bit apprehensive. I would just like you to know said Sally as...
Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club when he noticed a funeral procession going by on the street....
“Mom, can I have an animal cracker?” asked 3 year old Bob. “Sure Bob,” said his mom. “Open up the box, and take a few.” Forty...
An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there...
Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do”...
Lisa, a 16 year old girl, nervously brought her most recent boyfriend home with her to meet her parents. Although Lisa was very fond of him...
Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit...
A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the...
A blonde and brunette are sitting next to each other on a plane. After a few minutes the blonde looks up from the book she reading...
Rosanne a beautiful young foreigner walked into a small clothing store in the mall with her English speaking fiance. “Excuse me,” said her fiance with just...
Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist. When she came home for the Holidays she noticed her mother wearing a...
Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and...
A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie popped out. “You have one wish” said the genie. “Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three...
A man died and went up to heaven. Upon arriving he noticed two signs One said, “Men Who Are Bossed By Their wives,” the other one...
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there...
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You...
The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and...
So it was Jim first time leaving Europe, he was excited about visiting America and expanding his horizons. Excuse me, said a woman to him at...
An older couple were walking on a beach when the husband tripped over a bottle and a genie came out. “You can each have one wish,”...
Harry had been feeling sick lately and was finally convinced to see the Doctor after his wife Suzy’s urging. After a thorough examination, and much thought,...