One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After...
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The...
A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her...
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his Mom. As he opened it...