Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately. Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid...
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks...
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to London. I...
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the...
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think...
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”...
He looks around, and takes a seat neat to a very attractive women. He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for...
A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry was sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late. Because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to...