Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, “My wife was...
A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate their anniversary. The taxi arrived, and, just as they started out the door, their dog shot...
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all...
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks...
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot. “No way,...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was...
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”...
A young mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train...
A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a...
A doctor had just finished a marathon love session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he...
Two lawyers are having a drink after work. “The most amazing thing happened to me last night,” said the first one. “I was working, and suddenly...
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this...
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....
A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. “I will grant you three wishes,” announced...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. The Doctor said, “Get undressed,...
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them...
A woman with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they’re just lying there, enjoying...
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the...