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An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve...
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”...
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you...
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks the blonde if she would...
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having lovemaking!” “Well how often do you have...
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. “I would like to marry a...
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about make love education.” She smiled,...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants....
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....
A man returned home earlier than usual. His son met him, very upset, and crying, “Daddy, there’s a monster in your bedroom.” “There’s a what?” “A...
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first...
Three friends were at the bar talking, and after many rounds of beer, one of them suggests that everyone admits something they have never admitted to...
