Jim grabbed his suitcase off the luggage carousel and headed outside to hail a taxi. A taxi promptly picked him up and they were on there...
Adam woke up suddenly, sweating all over. “What’s the problem”, asked his wife. “Are you OK?” “I just dreamed that I died!” responded a shaken Adam....
An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the...
A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money. The lady took a $20 bill out...
An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that...
A man gathered all of his children together and said, “Children when George Washington knocked down the cherry tree, he told his father honestly that it...
A couple walked into a cheap looking restaurant. As they were about to sit down they noticed there were crumbs on the seat, after cleaning up...
The woman had two female parrots who knew how to say only one thing: “Hey, we are sluts. Let’s have some fun!” They kept yelling it...
A plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. “Say, what’s your name, mister? ” she inquired, after she climbed up in...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He...
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs. “That’s something you’re never going to...
A call girl brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. “You...
A woman goes into a toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into hers, damaging the front bumper, and that she hadn’t made a...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...