After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade...
An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night. He looked down in the valley and saw a...
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off. As he sat on the riverbank, Little Johnny came walking by. Spying a frog, Little Johnny grabbed...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The dog replies, “Hey, I’m tired...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A newly married Italian couple is spending their honeymoon in the bride’s mother’s country cottage. It’s the 1930s the bride’s father died long ago, and they...
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her “pack your things and…….!!!” At that point, her phone rang, so I...