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A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. […]
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A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and […]
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I paid a visit to an art gallery today and saw an exquisite piece of […]
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My buddies and I where out for a night on the town. We ended up […]
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys […]
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A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home […]
Nurse: “Do you have siblings?” Me: “Yes, a younger brother.” Nurse: “Does he have any […]
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard […]
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just […]
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you […]