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A call girl brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. “You...
A woman goes into a toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into hers, damaging the front bumper, and that she hadn’t made a...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. “We’re not taking on new staff,” they said. “But you can’t...
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car...
A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town. “There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I...
A man from Ireland was on a bus tour of the United States. As the bus traveled for miles and miles through desert landscape and oil...
A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices...
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A new bar manager at a country in found two of his elderly regulars waiting on the doorstep at opening time. “Good morning,” they said, ordering...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big...
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their...
The bartender asked a guy sitting at the bar: “What’ll you have?” The guy answered: “A scotch, please.” The bartender handed him the drink and said:...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
There’s a guy with a 25-inch tool and is always wanting to get closer to the girls he is having lovemaking with. One day he comes...
