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An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts...
A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied...
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”Dr ask” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me loving. What can I do?”...
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son,...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is....
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked “Can I help you sir?” Our...
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in lovemaking. “Back ladies, back!” cried the leader. “There’s a...
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb. When the...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “Attention all!!” and farts...
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. “I demand proper manners in bed,” she...
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s nuts are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a BJ!” “You know...
