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An elderly man goes into a night house and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the...
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting...
Little Johnny and his father were walking in the park. They saw two dogs having lovemaking. Little Johnny asks, “What are they doing, dad?” Dad replies,...
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my weapon hand job. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to...
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and...
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain a person could possibly experience. “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in life than childbirth,”...
This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes...
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?” His customer answers in...
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his...
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that...
An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having until...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they...
Two hunters get up early one morning to go hunting. They live way out in the country, so all they have to do is walk from...
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
