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A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,”...
Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they...
An old man finds a rubber pack in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a rubber pack,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she...
A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so...
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his...
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the...
A woman goes into a dirty toy shop to buy a wanker. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!”...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I...
A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker...
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only one came...
Thai woman marries American man but she cannot speak English and he almost cannot speak Thai. Somehow they make arrangement she will join English speaking class...
The 8-year-old girl is asking her mother: Mom, what is make love? Mother is not ready for this conversation but she decides to explain everything in...
A young man came to an old man of wisdom. You are very old and clever. Help me, please. Tell me how I should overcome my...
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the...
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano. “Hey, where’d you get...
Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word...
A young pot head starts to smoke. His neighbors, an older christian couple, get sick of the smell seeping through the walls and call the cops....
A young man was watching the news when the reporter switched to the traffic. “A car is driving in the wrong direction along Interstate 45, be...
