An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On...
Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend. Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy. “Did he...
Three rich men were boasting up how expensive the gifts are they just gave to their wives. Rich Man No. 1: My wife wanted these elegant...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
A man came home from the mine where he works, very sad and stressed. The wife asks: Babe what’s wrong??? The man says: All the people...
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. “What on earth are you...
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a...
An Engineer and his wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night....
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, “My wife was...
A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate their anniversary. The taxi arrived, and, just as they started out the door, their dog shot...
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all...
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks...
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot. “No way,...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was...
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”...
A young mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train...
A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a...
A doctor had just finished a marathon love session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he...
Two lawyers are having a drink after work. “The most amazing thing happened to me last night,” said the first one. “I was working, and suddenly...