A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a...
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parent’s room....
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade...
An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night. He looked down in the valley and saw a...
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off. As he sat on the riverbank, Little Johnny came walking by. Spying a frog, Little Johnny grabbed...