A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up. He...
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet...
A 17 year old guy walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope...
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our...
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse says, “BARK!!” and the...
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The...
Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and...
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99....
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in An Elderly Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope...