Nasreddin Hodja was lying in the shade of an ancient walnut tree. His body was at rest, but, befitting his calling as an imam, his mind...
A father was reading a magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. Trying to keep her busy, he tore out one page...
Mr Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. “Once upon a time there was a white bunny…” “Jeez..dad it’s boring,what about science fiction?” “Ok, Ok”...
Ever since he was young, the painter Henri Matisse used to visit the great Renoir at his atelier every week. When Renoir was crippled with arthritis,...
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning...
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He...
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were...
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The...
The drunk man thinks to himself, “I’d like to have a duck for my dinner.” So the man grabs a massive stick, and plonks a baby...
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.” “Your mom and I first got together in an internet...
One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning....
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife...
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must...
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be...
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said: “Jesus is...
They decide to meet for tea and discuss their lives. The first older lady starts telling the second about all the wonderful things her husband has...
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he’s...
My wife and I were reflecting on the past year, whilst dining at a restaurant. I started to complain about something that hadn’t happened the way...
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich...