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Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had […]
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and […]
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A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief […]
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A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a […]
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Paddy’s friend is hit by a car so he phones for an ambulance. Paddy: ‘Get […]
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A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in […]
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his […]
The manager picks up, and a man asks in a formal tone: “Good morning sir, […]
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help […]