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A horse, a cow, and a chicken live on a farm. One day their owner goes on vacation but accidentally leaves the TV on. The animals...
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes...
A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favorite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named...
A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and...
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded...
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient...
A husband and wife went to see a marriage Councillor, After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was,...
Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and...
A pretty girl Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress....
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
