At an airline ticket counter, all of the ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man...
A wise man stood in front of a large audience and cracked a very funny joke; everybody laughed like crazy. After sometime, he cracked the same...
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the...
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a bar for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he...
The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left. Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘book,...
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said...
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the...
Two Travelers, walking in the noonday sun, sought the shade of a wide spreading tree to rest. As they lay looking up among the pleasant leaves,...
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing...
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
A man, reading a book by candle-light, came across a sentence which stated that men with long beards were fools. This distressed the man because he...
A man went to his father and said: ‘Father, I can’t take it anymore, my wife is driving me insane! I want to kill her, but...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began...
The pilot complains about the airman’s attitude, but his comeback is priceless During the pilot’s pref-light check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still...
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one...
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the...