An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
An old hunter was on his way back to the village holding a dead goose he caught. He met a scammer from another village on the...
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You...
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
A horse, a cow, and a chicken live on a farm. One day their owner goes on vacation but accidentally leaves the TV on. The animals...
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes...
A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favorite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named...
A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and...