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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”...
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was...
The following day, the teacher asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raised her hand, “My dad owns a farm and every...
It was an incredibly hot day, and a lion was feeling very hungry. He came out of his den and searched here and there. He could...
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie...
During the Ice Age many animals died because of the cold. Seeing this situation, the porcupines decided to group together, so they wrapped up well and...
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step...
Thinking it had been a long time since he had paid her a compliment, she decides to see if she can get one out of him....
A man knocked at his Bedouin friend’s door to ask him a favor: “I want you to lend me four thousand dinars because I have a...
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can...
The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about...
A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, “Are you aware of how fast you were...
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...
Near Tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior known for his complete lack...
One day an old lion realized that he was too old to hunt for food. The lion was sure he would soon die. He was very...
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want...
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”...
A merchant sent his son to learn the Secret of Happiness from the wisest of men. The young man wandered through the desert for forty days...
