A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were...
A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with the mailman. Before they notice him, he sneaks back into the hall,...
A secretary goes to the company stockroom and requisitions a box of pens. The clerk fumbles around for a bit and then hands her a box...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it,...
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones. You read the obituaries...
Two elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a...
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an...
A man is in court for murder and the judge says, “You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” A voice at...
A man was working on a preacher’s car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand...
A tourist is picked up by a cab in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another...
A security guard has a dream that the jet plane his boss is supposed to take the next day is going to crash When he wakes...
“Follow me son”, the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people The father added, “First, we swim around...
Nasruddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart. Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal’s head between the horns, but...
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of...
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move the money belongs to the state your life belongs...
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Atlanta...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie...
Two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about...
Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite...