A man calls home to his wife

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.

We’ll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk shorts.

“The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following week end he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike, but why didn’t you pack my new blue silk shorts like I asked you to do?”

You’ll love this… The wife replies, “I did, they’re in your tackle box.”