Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom

Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a protection onto his weapon.

In an attempt to hide his full self enjoyment, Johnny’s father bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously, “What ya doing’, Dad?”

His father quickly replied, “I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.”

Johnny replied, “What ya gonna do, bang him?”