A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use...
A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home...
Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when...
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause...
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to...
This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes...
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...