A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, “For every wish you make, your wife gets two.”...
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked...
On New Year’s Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented...
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes...
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that...