The leader of the captors said, “We’re going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn but first,...
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend Stacy, because I wanted to avoid a...
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop...
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin...
She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. “Tell...
Once upon a time there were two men in a wood-chopping contest. They were tasked with chopping down as many trees in the forest as they...
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived...
“You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer, this weed isn’t mine It keeps appearing in my pocket...
A man passing by sees this message advertised at the entrance, and believes this to be a load of rubbish, but decides to try it out...