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A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only...
A guy and his buddy are getting trashed in a bar when the guy pukes on himself. He gets all upset and explains to his buddy...
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman Asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies...
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in...
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a...
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled...
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