One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows...
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they are, I...
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The barman would...
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last...
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he...
On Christmas Eve, little Timmy made a wish that Santa would deliver the best gift ever. When he woke up the next morning, he ran downstairs...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her...
The town decided to put on a Christmas carol performance, but there was some drama in the cast. The choir was a mess, the stage crew...
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end...
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....