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A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day’s trip, he asks the clerk for a single room. As the...
A man walks into a bar and says, “Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!” The bartender shrugs and pours him a...
A little old lady adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. The man behind the counter warned her that the parrot had a foul mouth, but...
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another...
My friend asked me, “Why are you getting a divorce?” I responded, “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning she said she...
A blonde decides to try horseback rising. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As she’s thrown from the horse, her...
Four blondes are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, “14 weeks,” then they down their drinks. The...
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked, “What happened?” The blonde said, “Well, I was...
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver and says, “You failed to stop at the red light. Let me see your driver’s licence.” The...