A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf...
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all...
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in make love. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her...
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.” The bartender hands him the drink, and says...
One night, a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then he asked for another. After a couple more drinks, the...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the...
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of my tie got caught...