One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the...
As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit...
A new captain becomes leader of a company of soldiers. As he goes about learning everything on how they do things he finds two soldiers guarding...
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground. “Wow,” said the first guy....
Three contractors were submitting estimates to replace a large amount of fencing in a large country house. The estate manager got them all together so that...
Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching the time go by. There is an old hound dog lying on the ground in front...
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
This guy says to his buddy, “You’ll never believe what happened last night.” His buddy says, “Well then, tell me what happened.” The guy says, “Last...
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring...