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A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family.” “Your mother’s side, or father’s...
Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your age.” “For my age?” questioned Sam,...
Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it...
Anne was on her deathbed breathing her last. “Anne”, said Anne’s husband Jim. “Please, please,tell me, is there anything I can do for you?” “Well” croaked...
A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money. The lady took a $20 bill out...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
A woman goes into a toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He...
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A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...