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A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
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A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would...
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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”...
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A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so...