Mr. john goes to the doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you....
A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pigmy...
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
Two man went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...
A Scotsman, drinking in a Havana bar, saw a man with a large black beard enter. He ordered a drink, the bartender served him, he drank...
An elderly man goes into a night house and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the...
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my weapon hand job. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor...
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain a person could possibly experience. “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in life than childbirth,”...
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?” His customer answers in...
An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having until...