Two ladies are walking their dogs. As they pass a department store, one lady says, “Let’s go in and do some shopping.” The other lady says,...
A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them,...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on...
Once there was a business executive who was sunken in debt and could see no way out. Creditors were closing in on him suppliers were demanding...
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...
The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left. Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘book,...