John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. John said, “I’ve made one...
There’s a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, “When...
An old man goes into Victoria’s Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. “See,” explains the man, “It...
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing undressed around his John Deere. “What are you doing!” asks Bob. Pete...
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did...
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top...
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her: After following...
Two ladies are walking their dogs. As they pass a department store, one lady says, “Let’s go in and do some shopping.” The other lady says,...