Nasreddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart. Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal’s head between the horns, but...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
“Bob, I’m sorry I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess, I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably...
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
Four elderly ranchers were enjoying breakfast in a small cafe in northern Arizona. They were talking about everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things...
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over...
Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had a heart attack. The other called 911. Someone answered, and he...
A man lives in a high rise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down...