A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!”...
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display. “I have good news...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it,...
A security guard has a dream that the jet plane his boss is supposed to take the next day is going to crash When he wakes...
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of...
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move the money belongs to the state your life belongs...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie...