A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the...
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of my tie got caught...
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
A blonde goes to the local bar, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on...
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling...
A old man was walking in the forest when he heard by his feet a very weak voice. He bent down to look and saw that...
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and...
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...