A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back...
A State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns...
When I was interned in Dr Eiras Hospital, I began to have panic crises. One day, I decided to consult the psychiatrist in charge of my...
Open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back,...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your Oceanside condo, over...
Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10...
The little boy had been looking out of West-jet Airlines plane window on a flight from Toronto to Calgary when he turned to his mother and...
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he...
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out...
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the...