This guy says to his buddy, “You’ll never believe what happened last night.” His buddy says, “Well then, tell me what happened.” The guy says, “Last...
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approaches the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf...
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all...
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in make love. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her...