A man came to the emergency room with a series of long, jagged tear marks on his cheek and neck, as though he had been clawed...
A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, “Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!” The wife says, “Great!...
A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, when someone came by and shouted: “Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in...
Teacher: “Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?” Students: “Eggs!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?” Students: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great!...
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a...
The young couple admired the scarecrow they saw along the road. “Look at that,” said the girl. “Not a crow in sight.” The boy looked at...
Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. “I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly...
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure...
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “Low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right...
A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage? His friend replied, “When...