A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all...
Three women are talking about their make love lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
There was an old lady who was very small, Her name was Reanne but everyone called her Re. After a while Re died of old age...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had...
A family is sitting around the supper table discussing anatomy. Suddenly the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father,...
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how...
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the...