A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and...
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than...
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?” “No”, she replies sleepily. “I...
A man and his wife were at odds and not talking to each other. In the evening, the man suddenly remembered that he needed his wife...
One man was reading the newspaper in the afternoon when his wife suddenly came out from behind him and hit him in the head with the...
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go...
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. She screamed at him: “You’re...
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play...
Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer proceeds to...