A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can...
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said,...
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my...
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As...
James is walking on a downtown street one day, and he happens to see his old high school friend, Harry, a little way up ahead. “Harry,...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, then the lass said,...
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” He asks...
A man asks a farmer near a field, As He is in hurry, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going...
A man well into his seventies asks his wife: “Mary, doesn’t it make you sad when you see me running after those young girls sometimes?” “Not...
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the guys talking about their golf round. She says, “I played on my college’s golf team....