A man asks a farmer near a field, As He is in hurry, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going...
A man well into his seventies asks his wife: “Mary, doesn’t it make you sad when you see me running after those young girls sometimes?” “Not...
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the guys talking about their golf round. She says, “I played on my college’s golf team....
An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner, composed of those bar-room heroes, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman....
A cowboy is riding his horse in a small town and decides to stop at a bar to wash the dust of the road off of...
A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off to her house. Exhausted from the...
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the...
George goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition. Doctor: “Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live.” George: “Doctor,...
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said, “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.” The bad news is...