An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going...
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad. “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make...
A 5-year-old son Little Johnny after reading the story of a king. Johnny: Mom, I also want 3 wives. one will cook, one will sing, and...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll...
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parent’s room....
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she...
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her “pack your things and…….!!!” At that point, her phone rang, so I...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot...
A man working in an IT company became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad. Then his wife advised,...