A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone....
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town...
A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together,...
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her. “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
An blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. “How many children?” asks the council worker. “10” replies the blonde girl. “10???” says...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until...
Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first...