A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton...
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there....
After 30 years of marriage, a retired airline pilot was chatting with his wife over breakfast. “You know,” he said, sipping his coffee, “back when we...
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the s***es, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,...
The mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the...
A man walks into a bar and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The bartender said: “Before you tell that joke...