The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What...
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies...
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green...
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around...
Three guys were drinking in a pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained...
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly...
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down, looks in his pocket then orders another one. He gulps that one down, looks...
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child...
A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to...