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Little Johnny runs to his dad and says, “Dad, there’s water in the carburetor of the car!” “How can you be so sure?” the father asks....
A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On...
One evening, a family sat down for dinner. The mother served fish and cauliflower. They were all eating, until the boy, chewing on his fish, found...
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.” He said, “I’ll...
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. He wife calls and asks if he is...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked...
Joan invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t...
John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony’s problems. “Andrea and I want to get married,” said Tony, “but we can’t find anywhere to...
A high school student came home from school seeming rather depressed. “What’s the matter son?” asked his mother. “Aw, gee,” said the boy, “it’s my marks....
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says...